Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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