you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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