I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize