Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
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Do I have a choice?
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Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Drake has all the answers
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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