ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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