no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
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