are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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