I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
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