The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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