he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
You need a sexual gate keeper
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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