see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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