So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
well you can't waste a boner
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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