in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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