My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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