You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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