whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
she smelled like a LAN party
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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