Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
It's never too late to be topless.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
we're so committed to being not committed
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