Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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