Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
handjob tips. give me some.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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