my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Randomize
