well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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