I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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