I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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