Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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