i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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