You were right. It hurts to walk today.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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