IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Acid is not a monday night drug
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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