i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
