Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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