We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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