Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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