is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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