how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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