Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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