i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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