yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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