We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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