what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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