Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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