I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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