Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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