just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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