ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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