The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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