I skipped work to stalk him.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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