used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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