i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
