We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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