Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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