I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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