Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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