Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
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