therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
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