i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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